Is It Taboo to Hook Up with Your College Professor?

Is It Taboo to Hook Up with Your College Professor?

Back when I was in high school, there was this one teacher whose class I didn’t really mind being in. He was incredibly handsome, and it was very rare to find a girl with raging hormones who DIDN’T find him attractive. The thing is, I never had the balls to actually attempt to make a move. I do know a girl that did have a relationship with one of her teachers, and it was very secluded

Back when I was in high school, there was this one teacher whose class I didn’t really mind being in. He was incredibly handsome, and it was very rare to find a girl with raging hormones who DIDN’T find him attractive. The thing is, I never had the balls to actually attempt to make a move. I do know a girl that did have a relationship with one of her teachers, and it was very secluded. It seems pretty cliché to have that whole student/teacher relationship but nonetheless sexy.

When you’re in high school, that type of relationship is illegal, but what happens when you’re in college? That’s a totally different ball game. The teacher won’t end up in jail if the relationship is ever revealed to the public. College professors,however, follow some sort of moral/ethical code, and if you want to break it, you’re going to have to be smooth about it. Follow this advice, and tread carefully on this path of sexual promiscuity my young horny, grasshopper.

Take a Seat RIGHT Up Front

This is one thing that I never liked– sitting front and center in any of my college classes. I always thought that if I sat right in the front that I would get called on more. What I wasn’t aware of was that if I sat up front, I could have easily FLIRTED my way through that class! Although, most college students also aren’t part of their professor’s daily (ass)ignments you’re making your rather average face familiar to the professor, so you don’t want to blend in the back with the non-teacher-banging peasants.

You’ll Need to Participate in Lectures

So now that you have fixed your hair and picked out the cutest outfit, it’s time for the teacher to get to know you on a first-name basis. After all, how else will he know what name to yell out later on? Unfortunately, this means some class involvement on your part. This means you’ll need to answer the occasional non-rhetorical question he (or she) presents to the class. Seriously, the question could be, “What is 2+2?” and no one in the class will say a word. You could only be so lucky to have such an easy question thrown at you with the way math is these days. Be the teacher’s pet that everyone will secretly hate. Maybe you’ll get laid later –or at least some extra credit.

Send Sexual Subliminal Messages

YAY! He knows your name now! And thinks you share a love for Historical European Literature, so now you’re in! All you have to do now is make him realize that he wants to make geometric anomalies with your body that not even the Pythagoras’ theoremcould solve. Now you can’t be too straightforward unless, of course, your professor teaches a human sexuality class, in which case banging the teacher is probably in the syllabus. Chances are you’re not in a class like that, and you’ll need to be more subtle. You can always play the “I don’t really understand this assignment” card and then stick around after class with your ass in tow. That is a great way to get alone time with them without coming on too strong. Just because they’re nice to you in class doesn’t mean that they are in to you. They have to be somewhat nice to you.  Don’t be afraid to be creative and use the professor’s class subject to your advantage. If all else fails, come to class dressed as a stripper and leave a few apples (and nude pics) on his desk. You’ll either be asked to leave the class and never come back — or you’ll get an A and their number!

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