Twitter Helped Me Break Up With My Boyfriend
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Twitter Helped Me Break Up With My Boyfriend

Garfunkel and Oates wrote about the “Fade Away” break up. It is when you just slowly draw yourself out of the relationship, and then all of sudden you…

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Public displays of affection
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Public displays of affection

The Real Reason PDA Was Invented: To Make Bitches Jealous The first time I realized that PDA could be used as a “military grade” weapon, I was in…

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How To Successfully Stalk Your Ex Without Being Discovered
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How To Successfully Stalk Your Ex Without Being Discovered

When your boyfriend starts sending you signals that he is about to end it, and you are thinking, “not on my watch beyotch.” Here are the things you…

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I was a virgin once
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I was a virgin once

The last time I was a virgin was June 9th, 2005. I had sex with my high school boyfriend, who happened to be a total babe. Blue eyes…

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Tinder And Other Misadventures
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Tinder And Other Misadventures

My friend, upon learning I was single, downloaded Tinder on my phone. She told me I wouldn’t regret it. I told her if I did regret it, she…

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50 shades of “Not going to happen”
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50 shades of “Not going to happen”

Well Gol-lee Mistress Anastasia, you sure did go from being a fumbling 20-something year old virgin, tobecoming an accomplished sexual Olympiad after only 6 orgasms … but who’s…

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